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House Majority leader and brown-haired man Eric Cantor lost a popularity contest to a man who hated immigrants a little more than he did last night and the world is “reeling” from this “earthquake”. Notice those words are in quotes. This wasn’t an earthquake by any means. An earthquake is when the earth moves under one’s feet like a Carole King song. This was just some dude with a lot of money that lost to a guy with a little less money. This was maybe the first time in political history when money didn’t buy a seat at the dinner table.
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