What Choo Tawkin’ Bout, Tirdad?

“In a stunning turn of events sure to send shock waves through the entertainment industry for generations to come, Simon “Darth Vader” Cowell has fired Paula Abdul – yes, Paula! – from her position as judge on Fox’s The X Factor.” – Tirdad Derakhshani, Philadelphia Inquirer

This is why no one listens to you, Tirdad.