Pay Me to Stop Discriminating

Pay Me to Stop Discriminating

Money.  We all want it.  And some people have more than others.  I like money.  I don’t love it, it doesn’t drive me but the more money I have the less I have to think about it and I really don’t ever want to think about money.

So how does one make money?

I guess you could get a job, work really hard and hope that someone gives you a raise or promotion.

Or you could deny gays pizza and make 715,000 dollars (AND COUNTING) like the people from Memories Pizza in Indiana did.

So…here’s my public stance.  I will never, ever ever ever open a pizza place in Indiana and serve gay people – or straight people for that matter.  I WON’T!  You hear me, liberal media?  I won’t move to Indiana, learn how to run a pizza establishment and serve anyone – straight or gay.  If you have a problem with that then go ahead and stop me.  I’ve started a GoFundMe to support my cause.  Donate with your conscience and may GOD bless America.

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UPDATE:

GoFundMe removed my campaign because it “violated their terms and conditions”.  Apparently the only things that GoFundMe will provide a platform for are bigoted pizza purveyors and cowardly Missouri police officers.  Use Kickstarter.

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