My Favorite Bestworst Thing of the Day

Please read this by THIS GUY.  It is my favorite bestworst thing of the day.

Here’s an example of what’s in store for you:

“Punxsutawney Phil predicted another six weeks of winter last Tuesday. With our luck, winter will arrive somewhere around April 15.”

Yup.

It’s like Bruce Valanche with Carbon Monoxide poisoning.  Imagine all jokes are being delivered like this: