The Macy’s Parade in 20 Tweets
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is a great excuse to sit on the couch with a cup of coffee and watch people sing and dance their hearts out for a few hours. It’s also a wonderful excuse to express opinions about all sorts of stuff on twitter.
Let me start it off with a tweet of my own.
I’m thankful to live in a country so comfortable that people can have strong opinions about parades. #MacysParade
— Anthony (@fiftyfootant) November 26, 2015
This woman has strong opinions about Matthew Morrison for some reason.
I have no use for Matthew Morrison and I have even less use for Matthew Morrison with a terrible British accent. #MacysParade
— Tavie Gravyboat (@TheRealTavie) November 26, 2015
Some people just want to see the balloons. You hear me, flesh bags! Go away extremely talented singers and dancers! I want to see sacks filled with helium!
i don’t want to see musical junk, i want to see GIANT balloons! #MacysParade
— Karyn with a Y (@KarynRambles) November 26, 2015
More boons! Me want boons!
This person is kicking it up a notch.
For real just show us the damn parade not all this musical Broadway shit. The parade guys come the fuck on this is lame #MacysParade
— Michelle (@supershell666) November 26, 2015
Check out this spirited exchange where people debate the merits of musicals. Hard to say who won, but we all probably lost a little bit.
Sometimes the pomp and circumstance is just too much for some people.
I’m confused #MacysParade
— Jordyn&Violet (@idkscomiche) November 26, 2015
Some people use the parade as an opportunity to remind themselves of their likes and dislikes
I hate musical theater. Thanks for the reminder. #MacysParade
— apple picking laurie (@LaurieFromMiami) November 26, 2015
That same person posed a question that is the beginning of a scathing and not at all necessary article about the King and I.
Thanksgiving parades are an excellent opportunity to shoehorn your causes into.
Yeah. Get with it, you guys!
This woman reveals her desires in the form of unused hashtags
— Barbara Hawkins (@BarbaraHawkins) November 26, 2015
I don’t know what this means but it seems important.
This reverend saw the performance of fiddler on the roof as opportunity to confess something extremely provocative without further comment.
I saw Fiddler on the Roof once because I loved my father-in-law. That is all. #MacysParade
— Rev. Allen C. (@RevAllenC) November 26, 2015
This guy’s learning valuable life lessons all over the place.
This guy’s putting some suggestions out there. Programmers take note!
This is a true statement.
This woman’s learning stuff.
I never realized how corny, uninteresting and irritating the #MacysParade is
— ThanksGAYving (@HolySiaFurler) November 26, 2015