The Macy’s Parade in 20 Tweets

The Macy’s Parade in 20 Tweets

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is a great excuse to sit on the couch with a cup of coffee and watch people sing and dance their hearts out for a few hours.  It’s also a wonderful excuse to express opinions about all sorts of stuff on twitter.

twitter paradeHere is the Macy’s Parade in 20 tweets.

Let me start it off with a tweet of my own.

This woman has strong opinions about Matthew Morrison for some reason.

Some people just want to see the balloons.  You hear me, flesh bags!  Go away extremely talented singers and dancers!  I want to see sacks filled with helium!

More boons!  Me want boons!

This person is kicking it up a notch.

Check out this spirited exchange where people debate the merits of musicals.  Hard to say who won, but we all probably lost a little bit.

Sometimes the pomp and circumstance is just too much for some people.

Some people use the parade as an opportunity to remind themselves of their likes and dislikes

That same person posed a question that is the beginning of a scathing and not at all necessary article about the King and I.

Thanksgiving parades are an excellent opportunity to shoehorn your causes into.

Yeah.  Get with it, you guys!

This woman reveals her desires in the form of unused hashtags

I don’t know what this means but it seems important.

This reverend saw the performance of fiddler on the roof as opportunity to confess something extremely provocative without further comment.

This guy’s learning valuable life lessons all over the place.

This guy’s putting some suggestions out there.  Programmers take note!

This is a true statement.

This woman’s learning stuff.

And finally this man asked the only question that needed to be asked.