Hey Mr. Kotter, I’m From the Past Ova Here!

Whilst going on a nature walk through the internet, I stumbled across the most unusual headline, “Is John Travolta a time traveler?”  Intrigued, I clicked on the link and fell into a wormhole of confounding logic and Scientology talk.  In the midst of all this, the greatest line of all appeared in the article, “‘I know you are saying John Travolta is alive today in 2011 and he doesn’t look 151 years old,’ writes the Ontario-based seller, who has 100% positive feedback.”


100 percent positive feedback.

That changes things.  At first I was like, no way.  This is probably bullshit but then I saw that feedback rating I’m like yup.