Eat a Dick

From Fox News: “An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having ‘sexual thoughts’.  The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party — preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband — should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.”

In light of that news, here’s some porn. (unless of course  your dad or husband is around to chop it up for you.)

Whore!
DEPLORABLE!
Are those chopped up dicks on those jezebel's eyes?!