Illegal immigration. Read more
Because sometimes you need a longer lens and a better vantage point, here is the tiny supermoon timelapse from my front porch tonight. Read more
Another submission to GIFS of Animals Sneezing, another rejection…
Sponsored links are getting weird. Read more
Look at this table. Not bad, right? I painted it all shiny black like a seal. Or Seal. But I looked at that table and was like, “you’re boring!” After storming out of the house after the volatile argument with my table, I came back home, settled down and made plans with the table to spice things up.
First off, I took the table to an underground sex club in Manhattan. We explored new parts to our personalities and our relationship. It was scary, slightly dangerous, but ultimately fulfilling.
After we showered, I prepped the table for decoupage.
Below is the metamorphosis that took for frigging ever. The table is now covered in pictures from vintage Playboy magazines from the early 60’s, Rolling Stones from the early 80’s, SI, old comic books, 60’s school textbooks and Popular Mechanics. It was a massive endeavor.Here’s how it looked at completion after several coats of nausea-inducing polyurethane.
What the hell happened at Salty Brine Beach? I wrote an article for CoxHub with some theories as to some of the causes. Click on these words to read it.
My lingering suspicion is these guys:
Finally getting some business cards at moo.com so I don’t have to do the whole “fake searching my pockets for non-existent business card” dance every time someone asks me for one.
Here is my design.
Sometimes you have to chase your cat around.
My favorite shot of my recent trip to California for the IBM Amplify Conference.
Also on that trip, I had the very great pleasure of spending some time with the animals at the San Diego Zoo after the park had officially closed for the day. A day to remember.