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In Newport Jeeps are for Lovers

In Newport Jeeps are for Lovers

Here’s the story of a man and his Jeep from Newport Jeep and how it brought him to the beach, to a girl and then to a cookout to eat some sweet, sweet hamburgers.

The Commentary of a Crane Falling in Manhattan Might Be the Most New York Think to Ever Happen

The Commentary of a Crane Falling in Manhattan Might Be the Most New York Think to Ever Happen

A construction crane fell in TriBeca early this morning tragically killing one and seriously injuring two others. The crane took some time to fall and even let out some eery sounding moans before it ultimately crashed onto Worth St.   Two construction workers, Glenn Zito […]

The Macy’s Parade in 20 Tweets

The Macy’s Parade in 20 Tweets

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is a great excuse to sit on the couch with a cup of coffee and watch people sing and dance their hearts out for a few hours.  It’s also a wonderful excuse to express opinions about all sorts of stuff […]

Vanity URLs and the Art of Ego Fulfillment

Vanity URLs and the Art of Ego Fulfillment

I write, produce video, social media and a bunch of other stuff for Cox Communications. 

The Public Reacts to Pizza Rat

The Public Reacts to Pizza Rat

Pizza Rat was born today and the world welcomed him with open arms.

Inbound is Dead, Long Live Inbound

Inbound is Dead, Long Live Inbound

My coffee is being colored by the seemingly non stop ramblings of a paid speaker at a conference in Boston called “Inbound”. (For the uninitiated, inbound marketing refers to marketing activities that bring visitors in, rather than marketers having to go out to get prospects’ attention.)

4 Inspirational Quotes That Will Make You Question Your Own Existence

4 Inspirational Quotes That Will Make You Question Your Own Existence

Social media and marketing are multi-billion dollar industries now and its currency is bullshit. 

Ludacris Gifs!

Ludacris Gifs!

Ludacris blessed the internet today with some green screen footage of himself reacting to things.  It is now everyone’s responsibility to make art based off of that.  I’ll start. Ludacris looooves washing his hands. Ludacris hates birthdays. Ludacris is skeptical of Obama’s policies. Ludacris is […]

Marketing Madness

Marketing Madness

I work on a website called CoxHub.com and I was responsible for a lot of the creative and social marketing around the Providence College basketball team during their runs in the Big East and non-run in the NCAA Tournament. While Cox Communications no longer has […]

So Proud

So Proud

I am so proud of this goddamned tweet. The culprit. #HarrisonFord pic.twitter.com/dnHjoruk63 — Anthony Finucane (@fiftyfootant) March 6, 2015 For the uninitiated, Harrison Ford was involved in a plane crash as he was learning to fly a vintage WW2 plane, which of course would make […]