Politics

Most Americans in Favor of Death Star

Most Americans in Favor of Death Star

Despite early polls indicating most Americans were against the building of a colossal planet killing orb, public sentiment seems to have swung largely in favor of the proposed “Death Star”.

Feel the Nards

Feel the Nards

Awful lot of talk about Feeling the Bern this election season.  And no doubt that’s a pretty good slogan for a candidate named Bernard.  But what about the end of his name?  The “nard” if you will?  I say it’s time to feel them too.

Donald Trump Emerges From Giant Woman’s Blousy Sweatpants

Donald Trump Emerges From Giant Woman’s Blousy Sweatpants

Donald Trump emerges before caucus-goers in Nevada emerging from a giant old woman’s blousy sweatpants.

The Presidential Candidates as NFL Head Coaches

The Presidential Candidates as NFL Head Coaches

Hillary Clinton = Mike Mularkey

America, This is You

America, This is You

The GOP Debate has turned into a circus where candidates are falling over each other to say the most hateful and divisive things possible for the sake of making a scared and confused demographic feel safe.  That’s why all of the talk after the debates […]

Stuff Happens – Jeb Bush

Stuff Happens – Jeb Bush

Jeb Bush, man-lizard and President person, reacted to the most recent mass killing using a gun by saying “Stuff Happens” and that there is no need for any gun regulations.  Protecting the gun-dominated economy his family has helped perpetuate for generations, I can understand why […]

Patrick Drahi: Napoleon of the Cable Industry

Patrick Drahi: Napoleon of the Cable Industry

Professional French Cableman and dickhead Patrick Drahi just bought Cablevision for 17 billion dollars and while he likes to enjoy the finer things in life, he doesn’t really enjoy the idea of anyone else being able to do so.

Partisan Politics as Usual

Partisan Politics as Usual

Some strange results on Google News today ahead of the #GOPDebate.

Pay Me to Stop Discriminating

Pay Me to Stop Discriminating

Money.  We all want it.  And some people have more than others.  I like money.  I don’t love it, it doesn’t drive me but the more money I have the less I have to think about it and I really don’t ever want to think […]

President Obama about to get hit by a giant golf ball

President Obama about to get hit by a giant golf ball

President Obama about to get hit by a giant golf ball? President Obama about to get hit by a giant golf ball.