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The Presidential Candidates as NFL Head Coaches

The Presidential Candidates as NFL Head Coaches

Hillary Clinton = Mike Mularkey

WOMPWOMP

WOMPWOMP

House Majority leader and brown-haired man Eric Cantor lost a popularity contest to a man who hated immigrants a little more than he did last night and the world is “reeling” from this “earthquake”. Notice those words are in quotes. This wasn’t an earthquake by […]

Truth in Advertising

Truth in Advertising

It’s about time we start calling shows what they really are.

Oh Hi, Oh Jesus

Oh Hi, Oh Jesus

If an Ohio public school wants to post a portrait of Jesus in their main hallway… Then I get to post this in the front entrance of their church…

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GUNZGUNZGUNZ

The NRA is calling for armed guards in schools to combat gun violence. But why stop at armed guards?  Let’s arm every student in America starting at kindergarten.  If EVERYONE has guns, then surely there will be no more gun violence, right?  

Election Day!

Election Day!

Just remember it doesn’t really matter who you vote for.

Olympic Ad

Olympic Ad

Never heard of ’em.

The Myth of the Sweet Old Lady

The Myth of the Sweet Old Lady

Stupid young people will eventually grow old.  Wisdom is not automatically bestowed on the aged.  In fact, there are a lot of old, terrible and shitty people out there.  I just spent some time next to some of them. Note:  THIS REALLY HAPPENED. I’m sitting […]