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A Travolta Valentine

A Travolta Valentine

This story, where John Travolta tells a masseuse that he will “jerk” him “off, dude” inspired this Valentine’s Day card.

Celebrity Barnacle

Celebrity Barnacle

This is the horrifying face of the celebrity barnacle.

ugh…

ugh…

From Deadline.com: “Friend Me centers on twenty-something best friends, Evan and Rob, who move from their hometown of Bloomington, Indiana to Los Angeles to begin their exciting new lives working at Groupon.” I hate this century.

Women and People Too

Women and People Too

From Deadline today: “Last Sunday, OWN was the number one cable network for women and people at 10pm.” –Discovery Communications spokesman David Leavy

SHIRT:3D The IMAX Experience

SHIRT:3D The IMAX Experience

OUIJA: The movie is moving forward with production. Candyland, starring Adam Sandler is in pre-production. Battleship: The Movie had ads that ran during the Super Bowl.Seems like things are just being looked at on people’s shelves and being turned into movies. Here’s my new film.  […]

No Good Deeds Go Unpunished

No Good Deeds Go Unpunished

Here’s Tyler Perry’s plea to fans to go see his new movie “Good Deeds” which opens tomorrow.  The second paragraph of his message reads: “GOOD DEEDS opens tomorrow, Friday February 24th, everywhere. It’s the opening weekend box office numbers that count in Hollywood. That is how […]

Safe House: No One is Safe!

Safe House: No One is Safe!

Denzel Washington has a new movie coming out.  It’s called “Safe House” and the movie’s slogan is “No One is Safe.”  I see what they did there. So here’s what I did.

HOLLYWOOD FRUIT

HOLLYWOOD FRUIT

The Academy Awards!  The greatest night in show business!  It’s a time for Hollywood’s elite to sit back and watch the fruit of their and other people’s labor.  But before we start enjoying that delicious Hollywood fruit, let’s look at the nominees for Best Picture! […]