The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is a great excuse to sit on the couch with a cup of coffee and watch people sing and dance their hearts out for a few hours. It’s also a wonderful excuse to express opinions about all sorts of stuff on twitter. Read more
Christmas. It’s a holiday for bringing families together to celebrate the birth of Christ by sharing gifts and love. But what about if you don’t want to do any of that? Read more
It was Columbus Day today and because of that Nico didn’t have school. Read more
Just what in the hell happened to Robert DeNiro’s career? Read more
Social media and marketing are multi-billion dollar industries now and its currency is bullshit. Read more
There comes a time in every young Jewish robot’s life when she must become a woman. Read more
I am so proud of this goddamned tweet.
— Anthony Finucane (@fiftyfootant) March 6, 2015
For the uninitiated, Harrison Ford was involved in a plane crash as he was learning to fly a vintage WW2 plane, which of course would make any reasonable man think of this classic scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Look out, babies! Or rest easy, adults! (I haven’t worked out the science on this concept) He’s either a baby who is dressed in sleeveless leather outfits and struggles through the world OR he’s a bounty hunting badass who can’t talk? I dunno. I was watching Dog the Bounty Hunter at the gym and my heart was racing and then this happened.
Here’s something I thought of today on the ride home from the gym. I pressed the home button and told Siri, “Remind me about Tarantula or Angela”. Some hours later and we’re here. Parked at the edge of madness with Tony Danza staring off the precipice at an indifferent God asking “Who’s the Boss?” Who indeed, Tony. Who indeed. Read more
Still can’t believe last night’s Modern Family where Phil tragically kicked the bucket in a firearms accident with his son.