Bieber Batter

Justin Bieber agreed to take a paternity test to squash allegations made by Mariah Yeater (proof once again that you should never name your child after Mariah Carey). I’m kind of shocked. Not at the allegations, mind you, but at the thought of living in a world where Justin Bieber can successfully engage in a paternity test. Anywho, an anonymous informant has sent in a petri dish said to contain a sample of Bieber’s “sample”. Click here to view.