American Idol

American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe, still reeling from the “loss” of Steven “Sort of Looks like Diane Keaton now” Tyler from Idol, is on the hunt for new (talented?) judges for the floundering karaoke singing competition.  Mariah Carey is said to be in the mix and on a cocktail of painkillers and mood altering drugs.  And Jerry Lewis is said to have received “a package” describing the requirements for the show.  Dick Clark was also contacted post mortem.
Well, here’s a scoop exclusive to fiftyfootant.com: Jerry Lewis’s audition tape.  It’s a doozy.