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Let's not go overboard

Fabiola Rossi (great name), the wife of the Italian Ship Captain who abandoned ship after “showboating” a few weeks ago, is FURIOUS over the way her husband has been portrayed by the media, according to Reuters.
But to be fair, Signora Rossi is used to Schettino’s antics.  She is said to not remember a time when her husband wouldn’t jump off her during sex and jump into a taxi, leaving his sperm dying on the floor.